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Monday, January 9, 2012

Adventures in the Kitchen: Pork Chop Edition

When selecting housing at BYU, one has two options: Helaman Halls or Heritage Halls. Helaman offers the timeless two-roommates and a cafeteria option, while Heritage groups it's residents in apartments of 6 that share a kitchen and a bathroom. Under parental pressure, and with a misguided opinion that I could just get a meal plan that sponsored me at the cafeteria anyways, I chose Heritage. I have not regretted that decision, as the apartment style living has fit very well with me.
Well, with one major exception: food. As anyone who knows me can attest, few people look as out of place anywhere as I do in the kitchen whilst attempting to cook. President Obama would be more comfortable at a Tea Party rally than I am when confronted with any kind of ingredient and a recipe. Last semester, I managed to overcome my inexperience by becoming rather adept at cooking frozen pizza's and ordering subway, and buying Frosted Flakes by the pound. No I'm serious--literally by the pound. It was during winter break that I realized that probably shouldn't be the long-term solution. So along with the New Year and the new semester came a resolution to attempt to cook for myself much more.
It's a great concept that I'm thrilled over. However, execution becomes a real problem for that goal, because intentions mean nothing to a burner. I found that out today with an experiment in Pork Chops. Pork Chops and mashed potatoes was my favorite food growing up, and recently Emma attempted to show me how to make it. The way she said it, it seemed foolproof. Full of innocence, I decided to attempt the dish tonight for dinner, but whatever my expectations, the curse of the kitchen found me tonight: the pork chops were burned, the sauce was overcooked as well, and I did not find the right consistency for the gravy. After my fortieth question to them, my roommates were outright chuckling at my misfortune.
Thankfully, they turned out decent. The kitchen might have had it's victories tonight, but I think that in the end the two of us ended up in a draw. I'll be back next week to tackle some a new dish, and then the never-ending struggle between me and the kitchen will resume in earnest.

1 comment:

Bonich said...

Aaron is growing up!! Good for you!